BACK OFF DUDE
Introducing the LOVE CLUB! The one-of-a-kind visual deterrent made specifically for women who prefer to greet people on the street with a smile, but know what that ultimately leads to.
Tired of feeling unsafe walking your dog?
Does going to your car after dark to find your phone sent tremors down your spine?
Are you one who often holds your keys as a make shift brass knuckles?
If you answered ‘yes’ to any of the above questions, the LOVE CLUB is for you! Now you can send a clear message to back the fuck off, while still maintaining your woman required politeness and fashion coordination.
Club Them with Kindness
Each LOVE CLUB is a one-of-a-kind visual deterrent made specifically for women who prefer to greet people on the street with a smile, but know what that ultimately leads to. Each one says, “I prefer being nice, but don’t push me.”
Designs include: Peace Love and Concussions, I’m a Lover Please Don’t Make Me a Fighter, Tell Me to Smile Again, Birds of a Feather Cock Block Together, Float Like a Butterfly Swing Like a Bee & Disco Queen.
The LOVE CLUB is for you if you:
- walk your dog
- park in parking garages
- enjoy wearing tight and/or short skirts
- wear a bathing suit to swim in
- have to leave your house at night
- use public rest rooms
- jog on your local bike path
- are tired of that ugly aluminum bat by your bed
Now you can kick ass, AND be feminine!
When owning a Pitbull isn’t enough, there’s the LOVE CLUB.