BACK OFF DUDE
The Love Club is an original art series created after my friend, Sabel, expressed deep frustration in the fact that she couldn't walk her Pitbull, Flower, in the park across the street from her house without being harassed by the weird dudes who hung out there. Sabel liked being friendly and saying hello to people on the street, but the dudes made it difficult to even make eye contact.
I began to think about the fact that women don't feel safe in our world, yet also feel pressure to be polite and attractive all the time. I created the very first Love Club, addressing this issue, and sent it off to Sabel. She quickly commissioned a second one for another girlfriend, who was getting ready to embark on a solo van adventure. I then created the first original art series, which sold out in less than a month. Below is the spoof advertisement that I sent Sabel with the very first Love Club:
Introducing the LOVE CLUB! The one-of-a-kind visual deterrent made specifically for women who prefer to greet people on the street with a smile, but know what that ultimately leads to.
Tired of feeling unsafe walking your dog?
Does going to your car after dark to find your phone send tremors down your spine?
Are you one who often holds your keys as make shift brass knuckles?
If you answered ‘yes’ to any of the above questions, the LOVE CLUB is for you! Now you can send a clear message to back the fuck off, while still maintaining your woman required politeness and fashion coordination.
Club Them with Kindness
Each LOVE CLUB is a one-of-a-kind visual deterrent made specifically for women who prefer to greet people on the street with a smile, but know what that ultimately leads to. Each one says, “I prefer being nice, but don’t push me.”
Designs include: Peace Love and Concussions, I’m a Lover Please Don’t Make Me a Fighter, Tell Me to Smile Again, Birds of a Feather Cock Block Together, Float Like a Butterfly Swing Like a Bee & Disco Queen
The LOVE CLUB is for you if you:
- walk your dog
- park in parking garages
- enjoy wearing tight and/or short skirts
- wear a bathing suit to swim in
- have to leave your house at night
- use public rest rooms
- jog on your local bike path
- are tired of that ugly aluminum bat by your bed
Now you can kick ass, AND be feminine!
When owning a Pitbull isn’t enough, there’s the LOVE CLUB.
- The Original Love Club is 11" and comes with a leather hanger
- The Glamazon Love Club is 34"
- Each Love Club comes with a certificate of authenticity.
- The Love Clubs are one-of-a-kind piece of art, and should be cared for as such. Please keep out of long exposure to direct sunlight, and avoid storing it in extreme temperatures. Clean by wiping with a slightly damp cloth.
- Order will be sent out within 7- 10 business days. If you need it sooner, just let me know.